Oh Woe Is Me

One Direction, the bane of my existence.

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 22:38:02 -0400

One Direction is an abomination sent from the cold hands of the Illuminati. They are up to no good. They lure young women and girls into the grasp and bring them into a state of delusion. They are assuming that the quintet of heart throbs will fight for their love and affection but this could not be further from the truth. They are on a mission to recruit these young girls into their CHILD ARMY. This is no laughing matter. This child army will then be used to destroy the world population, believing they’re on a mission to become the group’s harem. One Direction is SICK and DISGUSTING. Their motives are comparable to those of Joseph Kony. I am pleading out to all of you to stop these horrible infidels and take one step closer in the cause against child armies and the Illuminati.

Woe is Me.

My name is Daybay Chin

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 02:41:51 -0400

I grew up in a broke home on the corner of Morbid and Obesity.

I was never allowed to read great british literature when I was a child since my parents were devout loyalists to the american flag.

It was no surprise that I ran away with my gang of hoodrats and literal rats at the age of 2.

Life has never been the same ever since.

Especially since my accident on the bus, because I’m a paraplegic.

Woe is me.

I don’t care what you say, my neopets are gorg.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:52:10 -0400

I don’t care what you say, my neopets are gorg.

omgggGgGGggg I can’t do my homework. I’m drunk off of sanitizer. :3333

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:35:00 -0400

omgggGgGGggg I can’t do my homework. I’m drunk off of sanitizer. :3333

I was once molested by a man named Kony. It turns out his name wasn’t actually Kony. It was...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:31:13 -0400

I was once molested by a man named Kony. It turns out his name wasn’t actually Kony. It was Tony, he was an Italian tiger. So-so

I’m literally so excited, Tupac has come back from the grave!!! He is here to kill that trophy...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:53:35 -0400

I’m literally so excited, Tupac has come back from the grave!!! He is here to kill that trophy wife bound Taylor Swift and bring back the fun, sassy fashion trend of multi-colored beanies. Time to get out my Trader Joe’s ice cream and watch it all play out.

“Cause you’re not where you belong, Inside my...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:13:40 -0400

“Cause you’re not where you belong,

Inside my arms.”

Rick Puta <3

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:39:00 -0400

Rick Puta <3

life<3~

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:54:36 -0400

life<3~

Kats Korner #1 This is Miss Tabby Sassafrass. She was my first...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:17:00 -0400

Kats Korner #1

This is Miss Tabby Sassafrass.

She was my first cat, I found her in my shower in the spring of 1996 while jamming out to SClub7. We immediately became the closest of friends. We went to the park, had tea parties, and danced to our favorite Madonna albums and One Direction records. She has a sassy and careless personality but if you need a shoulder to cry on, her paw is always there. She is one of my inspirations in life, and dare I say, even a role model. I love my fun-loving TabbSassFrass. :)

fashion.

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 21:37:13 -0400

fashion.

kony

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:57:07 -0400

kony

rayray

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 20:55:36 -0400

rayray

Life is so hard when your cats all have different personalities. It’s inevitable that there...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:24:44 -0400

Life is so hard when your cats all have different personalities. It’s inevitable that there could be some CONFLICT. CATY 2012

I live vicariously through my cats.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 00:57:26 -0400

I live vicariously through my cats.

teena<3

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:34:59 -0400

teena<3

Her name was Twilight. Her hair, a golden burgundy black. Her face, pale, no eyebrows, no nose. I...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 21:21:46 -0400

Her name was Twilight.

Her hair, a golden burgundy black.

Her face, pale, no eyebrows, no nose.

I had the time of my life.

In my newspaper hat.

In your leather spanx.

The clock turns too slowly.

I’m in love with a stripper.

Woe is me

Trust

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:29:35 -0400

Things I can’t trust:

Baby Faces

People with no necks

LMFAO

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full haus <3

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 16:52:05 -0400

full haus <3

p0la <3

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:05:55 -0500

p0la <3